Typewriter Series #82
My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters
“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”
No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope.
"Michael, how can you appreciate women so much, but also dump one of them?" You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well maybe I learned something from women after all.
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it."
x “what’s the point of all this? why am i here? there is no choice and this is who i am. i have a habit of lying and i do it no better than to myself. and you and i, the definition of opposites, are just the same. more in common with each other than anyone else. but maybe there is no one else.
maybe that’s why i don’t like to run through open doors.”